Cassette Tape Measure!

The Cassette Tape Measure is now available for $8.00 online and in our SF store - 335 8th St. SF, CA!

You need to cut a two by four down to 33 and 1/3 inches but you also need to rock out. What the heck are you going to do?

Now you don't need to choose between rock and a hard place. The miraculous Cassette Tape Measure will make you question why you've spent so much of your life measuring with soul-stealing tape rulers that have little or nothing to do with rock and roll.

The Cassette Tape Measure comes with inches and metric units. We're not implying a superiority of one system or another.

However, the Metric system - no offense - feels like an electronic or trip-hop kinda vibe. Which is fine.

But if you're gonna be using a power saw to bust up some lumber, you better stick with Ozzy or Sabbath. And that means inches.

Measure twice, rock once with the Cassette Tape Tape Measure.